“Last time I went to one of their stupid parties I came home pregnant.”
“The worst party I’ve ever been to.”
“I had no idea they could be THAT big!”
“2 1/2 stars”
“I met my baby daddy at Mule Nog.”
“I think it’s run by carnies.”
“Last year I saw Jeffrey Zeldman tabledancing.”
“Michael Arrington hates Mule Nog.”
“I went last year and I had a cold sore the next day.”
“I went in 2009 and I came home with three Tupperware bowls and a Glock.”
“I don’t think that was mayonnaise!”
“There was a stupid little dog in the hot tub.”
“What kind of party has a giant bowl of Valtrex by the door?!?”
Here are some past videos to help you understand.
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